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I've been lucky enough to have a life full of fun adventures and miss-adventures. I have retold these stories around the campfire so many times that my wife can stand behind me and pantomime my every word.

I take requests like a second rate singer in a dive bar. My firends seem to like them over and over. For years they have suggested that I write them down, but there wasn't a venue to present them. Now with the Infinity website, I can put them down for you to enjoy. If you are anything like my friends, these stories are much better after 3 beers or 2 margaritas. There are around 23 stories that I intend to write, so if you run out, come back again and there will be more added periodically. Some are better than others, but this is life not reality TV. These stories are not listed in time sequence, just in the order that I felt like writing them.


49 Years of Surfboard Shaping As Applied To SUP Designs

So after shaping surfboards for nearly a half-century and having shaped roughly 1800 stand up boards, Standup Journal asked me to share my “reflections as a surfboard shaper” with you.    This article appears in the volume 17, number 4 issue of 2009 Standup Journal.  It was expertly edited to fit with in the space allotted for the Journal.  This is the complete unedited version with a little more detail and caustic remarks from a crusty old shaper like me.  Even though this was written for an SUP magazine, the ideas represented apply to surfboard shapes as well.

 

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Cat In Da Shadows

Go to Biarritz France with Steve and Barrie for the Biarritz surf festival.  Hear about the very famous and illusive surfer they discover hiding out in an old French mansion. 
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DEATH AT 115 FT.

This is the story of a harrowing dive trip in the dangerous Molakai channel off Hawaii.
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DEATH IN THE DESERT

On a typical family outing in the desert, I witnessed the traumatic death and ressurection of a close friend on the storm ravaged waters of Lake Havasu

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How To Get Rid Of Mice

This is a proven remedy for mice - one they will never forget.
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K 181 Mexico

Read about exploring Baja on motorcycles, Partying with the Mexicans and avoiding disasters
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MY VASECTOMY

I guess most married guys have their own vasectomy story, but I've never heard one as bad as mine.  If you haven't had one, then don't read this. 

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The baddest Guy I ever knew

I had no idea what I was getting into or what a mess it could turn out to be. I'm just lucky I lived through that part of my life

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THE BAG LADY HEIST

She appeared in our neighborhood in the summer of 1978.  She was inseparable from the shopping cart that contained all of her worldly possessions.  I could see that about 45 years previous, she was probably an attractive, vivacious young girl.
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The Boar Hunters

Find out what happens when a few surfers try their hand at boar hunting
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